ink

Today at the beach I was shocked at the number of tattoos I saw. I'm not completely opposed to tattoos, if they're small and done tastefully like a swastika on the forehead or something. But the fine cronulla residents are just overdoing it with the ink. I saw easily 5 male tramp stamps today. Male. Tramp. Stamps. Just devastating. And these weren't peoplple who had run out of canvas space on the epidermis. There was no process of elimination here, they walked into the parlor and traded their dignity for a spiky circle above their ass. Game blouses. Well I'm headed to the gym because I literally have nothing better to do. My eventual goal is to look like edward norton circa american history x.