So in the last few years this thing called 'Movember' has gotten pretty big in Australia. The concept is to grow MO-stache for the entire month of november in order to raise money and awareness for men's health issues. Theres a website for it and everything. It took me a little while to decide, but i figured 'when in Rome....(Please, continue....) So i agreed to sign up last week at work. There are 26 guys on 'the Desalinators', and there no question i'll be at the bottom of the depth chart. Even in a place where people wear white boardshorts after labor day, patchy red mustaches are a faux pas.
And the thing that i'm most worried about - even more than looking like a dirtbag for an entire month - is having an awful mustache/goatee/fu manchu shaped tan line on my face when i finally shave it off. I've already thrown the tanning thing in people's faces too, i cant let them get the last laugh.
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